Middle Lane Hoggers: The Self-Appointed Monarchs of the Motorway
A motorway meltdown featuring middle-lane loiterers, vape-fuelled tailgaters, and red X gamblers—because British roads are apparently where logic goes to die.
Black BMWs: Menace or Modern Myth? (Spoiler: It’s Menace)
A full-throttle rant about black BMW drivers — speed, noise, no indicators, dodgy parking, and late-night meet-ups. Not Top Gear. Not even close.
What Happened to Common Sense?
Once upon a time, common sense was common. Now it’s an endangered species. A sarcastic rant about pointless warnings, daft behaviour, and society’s steady dive into padded absurdity.